Chorus
I
Don’t want to be the future
I want to be a loser
I don’t want to win
Verse 1
I chill… imitating a Buddhist
Like vegetables – I’m full of goodness
Talking shite – like Mystic Meg
If I was a pint I’d be the dregs
Back of class – slangin’ hash
On the bru – still stackin’ cash
The friendliest anti-social loner
With the confidence of a street promoter
I’m a laugh – like Fawlty Towers
A bit better looking than Austin Powers
But I’ve no game – like Donegal Celtic
So I play at home between my pelvic
Like Wacko Jacko - misunderstood
Only I experienced my childhood
It was nice, but shite – a stereotype
Climbed trees, grazed knees and stolen bikes
Verse 2 (Dunbar)
I - don't – want to be a loser but it happens anyway Just like a daily boozing it happens everyday
When I don't stay focused or keep my mind open
Don't think of the future or where my life is goin’
I just sink - HMS depression...
Don't have vocation or life profession
I want to be prophetic but I'm just pathetic
An apathetic youth overdosed & paralytic
But I - calm down - learn to enjoy it
Never going to find myself in full-time employment
So I do what I can but keep making more mistakes
The aches and the breaks let me know what is at stake It makes me contemplate - flying straight
Hope I’m not passed - my sell by date from
From living life on a whim
I learned to drown before I learned to swim
Maybe someday I'll figure out how to win
Verse 3 Fuck with me you’re welcome to - do it If I said I was hard – I couldn’t prove it I capture fun – I’m a bastard son When it comes to sex - I’ve never won I work well hard - for fuck all pay A well liked rapper that can’t get laid A standup comic with the twat pack When I chat up girls - I get laughed at But still I try and wonder why Fifteen year olds have a better sex life Than Bee - that’s the truth I had a wasted youth Supervisors in work are younger than me I’ve 6 A-levels – no degree I’m 25 with university offers
My ma still buys my boxers
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One of my favorite records ever. So good, I bought it twice; once on CD at a Tribe One show, and again here on Bandcamp so I could listen to it on the app whenever I wanted. It's amazing. One of the best records of the year, hands down. Insane Ian