Verse 1
I’m a weird rapper – mad, mad hatter
Side shade – so I can look dapper
Tax fund tapper – street brawl lapper
12-month recovering daytime napper
Eating in Boojum McDonald’s can do one
Hoodie and guddies but I’m no hoodlum
Birds won’t **** me – love won’t touch me
Half Irish but I’ve never been lucky

I’m a wee dick…
With a few drinks in I never get a chick
Black ink everywhere – play a gig anywhere
Rhyme about things not many dare
I am BeeMickSee – you’re Deablo
My shit’s Team Fresh – your style’s Bob Mould
You need Phoenix Gas to get your rhymes out the cold
I do what I want now do what you’re told (oh)

Chorus
Hey girl – would you be my honey
I’d pick you any day over money
Hey girl – you’re real pretty
You being single – that’d be a pity
Hey girl – I just want to kiss you
If you ever cry I will get you a tissue
Hey girl - Hope you have a nice day
I like you’s all I wanted to say

Verse 2
Fred Perry and Dickies – I’m plectrum picky
Im not like Biggie you’d easily miss me
- I’m wearing jeans that fit me
Mum’s getting worried that I’m too skinny
Emaciated in my physical appearance
My fat reduced like food on clearance
I avoid the need for Cow & Gate
Living my life off - with out-of-date

A spendthrift – like Israeli’s
Attention span – like babies
Steve Urkel when I talk to ladies
Choruses more contagious than scabies
I am well fit – not on the surface
Chatting up birds is when I’m most nervous
I be like George – cuz I’m so Curious
Living my life with an energy surplus (aye)

Verse 3
Fuck your flags – I’m all about rags
Try and limit my use of carrier bags
Fuck getting paid – I wanna get laid
Birds over nupes is what I say
My thought’s filthy – I am not wealthy
Got a sweet tooth - but I’m a bit healthy
Pull the beat over now stop – drop
I will never run from a cop – whopped
On brownies – soft like Downey
Love I’m up North like one of them Mounties
- In the Antrim County
My beat’s sweet like coconut Bounty

I’m a rabbit – cuz I’ve gotta have it
Single like a song in the charts so I grab it
My sex life – is DIY
But aww gee I try…
Like politicians at the time of election – I run
Like Forest Gump or a program setup
I love the buzz when my – heart pump
Like thump – thump, thump, thump